Nobody wants to hear it.
Signal from John Hyland - systems architect, operator strategy.
A story went round last week about an anonymous Instagram account with one follower. The follower was Channing Tatum.
The account had been posting about Zoe Kravitz, Harry Styles and Jenna Dewan, which is to say his ex-fiancee, the man she's with now, and his ex-wife. The internet did the arithmetic in about four minutes and decided he was running a burner to have a go at all three. He said he has one account and left it there.
There are three ways this goes.
It isn't his account and the screenshot is fake. It is his account, and a man with that much to lose is posting about his ex-fiancee's engagement from a second phone. Or he paid somebody to grow his Instagram years ago, they followed a few thousand accounts on his behalf, and one of them was this fan account.
I've watched the third get set up more times than I can count. It takes about an hour and costs less than a decent dinner.
Nobody is running with it, because it's the least entertaining explanation in the room. It's also the only one I'd put money on.
Here's how that version works. Somebody builds a list. Fan pages, hashtag follows, accounts in adjacent niches. The tool (bot) works through it over a few weeks, which is how you end up following several thousand accounts when most people at that level follow a few hundred. He never saw the list. Not seeing the list is what he was paying for.
Worked well. Until one of those accounts changed.
Archived data suggests the account was a Tatum fan page once and has been renamed more than once since. The account moved. The follow stayed exactly where it was.
Years later, it's a headline.
The part worth your attention is what Tatum did next, which was nothing. A flat denial and no explanation.
That isn't him being cagey. It's him doing the cheaper of two available things.
Explaining his growth strategy is costly. It means saying out loud that the account everyone reads as one bloke and his phone has had a service running underneath it. Every meme, every badly lit selfie, every bit of the no-publicist positioning gets re-read the moment that's on the record. A weekend of being called a liar is the smaller bill.
Which is the bit that should land for you, because you're building the same kind of account.
A company can say the team handled it. Say that on your personal account and you just defeated the whole point of building one. That's majority of why anyone trusts you, and it's also why you have no cheap explanation available when something surfaces. Every scheduler, every assistant with your password, every caption a tool drafted, every list somebody built for you will read as a decision you personally made.
It also doesn't expire when the invoice does. That service was hired and fired years ago. The follow is still there, still in his name, still working.
As an agency co-founder who spotted this from a mile away, here’s my advice. Draw the line before you need it. Two columns.
What a tool or a person can do in your name: scheduling, sorting the inbox, first-draft captions, cutting clips of you and distributing them, following and liking.
What only you can do: opinions, endorsements, who you associate with in public.
Most operators have never written that down. Not the names… the qualifiers. Or in this case, the nullifiers. Don’t catch yourself drawing the line when a rogue fan forces you to. You’re already too late.
Hit reply and tell me one thing that goes out in your name without you seeing it first. I want to know which one comes up most.
- John
Co-founder, 1DS Collective
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THIS WEEK
Open your following list and sort it by oldest.
Look at the first hundred. If you can't account for how a third of them got there, consider doing a cull while you can. If your account is small, the same applies: one day, you’ll have onlookers. Don’t wait for them to go sleuthing.
P.S.
If you've ever paid for growth, or you're about to, the question isn't whether it works. It's what it leaves behind with your name on it, and who gets to explain that later.
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